Greg Arnold is getting married. Yes, debate Greg. Sara Chamberlin's ex-Greg. I was reading the Daily Tribune online (homework avoidance tactic), and Greg's sister apparently writes a semi-regular column about what it's like to be a college freshman. In her most recent article, she mentions going home to be fitted for a bridesmaid's dress for her brother's wedding. I assumed she meant Tim, but logged on to Facebook just to make sure. Lo and behold, Greg's "relationship status" is set to "engaged." Jesus.

I also find it odd that, one or two lines down, in the "interest" box, he has written "polyamory." I didn't know polyamorous folks were the marrying kind. (That's probably more a testament to my ignorance than a critique of Greg's lifestyle.)

I think I met this girl at Wal-Mart last Christmas, the last time I talked to Greg. (What is it about Wal-Mart and Christmas break, where you have to run in to at least two people you haven't spoken to in eons per visit to the store?)

Anyway, good for you, Greg.